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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Updates on... pretty much everything

Pizza Guy
No word on the pizza guy. I've been to the pizza place and he's never there. Curley knows someone who knows someone who works there and is going to see what she can find out.

Penis-mobile
I finally talked to Buddy 2's mom and she was rude. Yeah, like she has any room to be rude to me! Anyway, she said she will pay for the damage. So now I have to go get quotes. This is a pain in the ass. I'm tempted to leave the damn penis on there and keep the money since she was a bitch. I'm sorry, but she was. And do you know she not once apologized for her kid. Had it been in reversal I would've apologized up a storm. Oh well.

Mac
He's either going to sing "I'm Yours" or "21 Guns" at the Spring Choral concert. However!!!! He wondered what would happen if he did "I kissed a Girl" (Kat Perry) in drag.... I promise a video clip of WHATEVER he does!!!!!

AlaskaSam
No word on whether Vegas is gonna happen. He told me to "sit tight and hang on". This can mean 3 things: no trip will happen, we're going to do something better which will knock my socks off, or.... to sit tight and hang on while he arranges stuff. Men!

Dentist:
I went to get my crown and it didn't fit so I have another temporary crown and will go back to get the "real"- hopefully- on March 18. And I am getting my teeth cleaned then. I went to the oral surgeon who thinks he's Mr. Cool and is not not, by the way. he worse gold chains and had a fake bake tan. ICKY! Be that as it may, I'm having TWO wisdom teeth pulled on March 30.

And that's all the news that's fit (or not so fit) to print!

Mags

12 comments:

Cheryl said...

PG - hopefully this means he's def. not your soul mate. Hopefully he will try to find you.

PM - Hopefully he doesn't take after her. Something must be going on in that family.

M - sounds hilarious!

AS- is AS your kinda bf?

D - hang in there!

Lilith said...

I would have told Penis-Mobile mom that she needs to drop the attitude and be thankful you didn't turn her little asshat into the cops!

TaDa said...

I am with Lilith... that mother should be thankful her son is not looking at a juvinel record... I would take a picture of it and send it to her... I would have made my kid right a two page sorry..

Pizza guy... Pizza tonight sounds good...

What is with the Sam deal... do I know about this...

TaDa

Evil Pixie said...

I ditto Lilith. Her kid is probably going to be one of those who grow up thinking there will be no consequences for his actions, and if there are consequences - his mother will snarky his way out of it.

PS. I know what you mean about the quotes. Last spring some guy hit my truck, and I had to go get quotes and deal with the repair shops. It felt like I was doing all the work, and he was just writing a check to fix it.

Maggie said...

Cheryl- There's a long story with AlaskaSam... he's not exactly my BF... he's sort of my life time soul mate but is someone else's husband right now. And lives in Alaska.

Lilith- I thought the exact same thing! But if they don't pay I will report him to the police! Bastard asshat.

TaDa- I'll send you an email and explain AlaskaSam... it's a really LONG story!

Evil P- I KNOW! I'm gonna have to get two quotes and THEN be without a car while it's being painted, though I swear I'm going to rent a car for that week and he can pay for that as well. The little bastard asshat!

Lilith said...

Hell yeah she should have to pay for your rental. I have a feeling this isn't the first time she's gotten calls about her little lovely asshat son!

Maggie said...

Lilith- What really irks me is that Mac came home and said the kid didn't get in any trouble at school. The kid is a "well known name" with "lots of money" in this county so I'm not surprised he didn't get in trouble. Mac is pissed; I keep telling him to just let it go but this is going to get ugly, I have a feeling. ARUGH!

Curley said...

Well since I know the kid's real last name and also know that name is kinda big out here in this area, it doesn't suprise me in the least. You remember all the money/name cliques when you were in school? And how they all thought they could do no wrong?

Maggie said...

Curley- Oh I know it and I remember it, but I still don't like it. Asshat.

Lilith said...

Then I wouldn't even wait for the parents to pay, turn him in! If he's known for getting off scott free because his parents have money that's crap. He needs to learn that money isn't going to buy his way out of things all the time!

Shan said...

That whole family needs to get fitted for matching asshats and have a team photograph put in the paper with caption "They're #1".

:D

Maggie said...

Lilith- the more I hear about this kid, the more I want him arrested. I'm only back because I honestly think Mac is going to retaliate and if I don't press charges against their kid, maybe they won't against mine.

Shan- sweet! You crack me up, girl!