Well, don't they think they're funny!

When some of our co-workers asked XRay Girl and I what we were going to do last Thursday night, I said, "We're going out for a little Mexican." XRay Girl winked at me and said, "Well, I saw the hot waiter and he ain't so little. He's taller than you!"

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My boss at the ice cream store said she needed to fix me up with a nice man and was thinking about guys she knew. I said I wanted someone literate and who might even love reading. She said, "Well, you're an English teacher. If he can't read, you could teach him!"

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