"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
Mac: We should adopt a kid, mom. Me: Hell no. There's no adopting or giving birth around here. No more kids! Mac: Aw gee mom, think of all the poor, hungry, little faces of the kids at the orphanairium.
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now I'm sad thinking about the kids at the orphanairium :-(
Anna: Im sorry I made you sad...
Ah precious! I just looked up that word and it IS actually a term for orphanage. Clever boy that one.
We are getting our foster parent license back because I always feel like your young lad. It does hurt the heart though.:)
Shan.... it's a real word?!? OMG- that little shit probably knew it all the time and was just waiting to smack me with it at some point. Wow.
Learn something new every day, eh?
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