I didn't know I needed sorted.
Until last night I thought...
Well, I guess I was wrong...
My pop culture references short circuited somewhere.
Paul Hogan was the star of the movie Crocodile Dundee. This movie was a fake. Paul Hogan is an actor. And he's still alive. He isn't dead, and wasn't killed by a manatee. Also, he doesn't have a daughter who has her own TV show on the Animal Planet called To Catch a Predator. And The Rock is not the nickname of Vin Diesel. And Vince Vaughn was not in Walking Tall. That was Johnny Knoxville.
Okay so I thought Paul Hogan was in a movie about his life (Crocodile Dundee) and that he was the Crocodile Hunter. Paul Hogan was the actor in a movie that was not about the life of Steve Irwin who IS... well, WAS the Crocodile Hunter. And Steve Irwin is dead. He was stung to death by a manta ray. Not a manatee. They are two separate guys. And two separate ocean creatures.
And Steve Irwin has a daughter who does have her own TV show, about animals.
The TV show To Catch a Predator is about catching Internet child molesters. Steve Irwin's daughter has nothing to do with the child molesters.
Ummmmm, let's see.... what else?
Oh, I thought the Rock, who's real name is Dwayne Johnson, was Vin Diesel. Or, rather, I thought The Rock was a nickname for Vin Diesel. They are two different guys. And while I was trying to figure out which guy was in what movie, I thought that Vince Vaughn was the sidekick in Walking Tall. Uhhhh, nope.
I hate it when I'm an idiot.
All these years.... I was just confused. I was content in my ignorance.
The Rock was The Scorpion King and he was not Fast and Furious.
A manatee looks like the cow of the ocean.
And I laughed until I about peed myself.
I've no idea, either...
Does anyone other than me see I could at least get these two guys confused?
Now that we have that all cleared up...