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Sunday, September 27, 2009

9 layers of me meme

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Maggie aka: Mags, mom, Gracie
-- Birth date: Sept. 26
-- Birthplace: Civilization, Midwest
-- Current Location: The red recliner at Daddy-O's house
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: auburn
-- Height: 5ft 4.5 inches,
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish/ Scottish/ Walsh and a swish of German
-- The shoes you wore today: Flip-Flops.
-- Your weakness: shoes, purses, books, Starbucks, Cosmos, donuts
-- Your fears: death, growing old, never becoming employed professionally again
-- Your perfect pizza: extra cheese and mushrooms on a thick crust
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: marry John Cusack
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN or Chat? lol, haha, :)
-- Your first waking thoughts: I hate my job.
-- Your best physical feature: lips
-- Your most missed memory: I dunno.... I can't remember
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
-- Single or group dates: any dates would be acceptable at this point
-- Adidas or Nike: Sketcher
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton all the way, baby
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Nope
-- Cuss: Fuck yeah!
-- Sing: Yes- Karaoke Queen
-- Take a shower everyday: yup, and maybe more than once
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes.
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Liked high school: NO
-- Want to get married: is this a joke?
-- Believe in yourself: Not too much, no.
-- Get motion sickness: usually in the backseat of the car on long trips
-- Think you're attractive: If I could lose some weight and have everything nipped and tucked, sucked and lifted and grow another 5 inches then, hell, Victoria Secret would hire me in a minute
-- Think you're a health freak: ummmm, no. is this a joke?
-- Get along with your parent(s): Yep
-- Like thunderstorms: used to hate them and now I don't care.
-- Play an instrument: I pick at the piano and not very well

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: No
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall: way more than I care to admit
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: yup
-- Eaten sushi: nope
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Been dumped: yes
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: nope
-- Gone skinny dipping: nope
-- Dyed your hair: yup
-- Stolen Anything: No
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes; have you heard a of a little thing called sex?
-- If so, was it mixed company: yup
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: the word "yes" comes to mind
-- Been caught "doing something": define something
-- Been called a tease: I've been called a lot of things, but 'tease' isn't one of them
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: No

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: I'm still single at age 38, so let's figure that out
-- Ages and Names of Children: Mac- age 16
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: BBQ pig, jello shots, kegger, DJ.... I'll let you decide if I'm kidding or not...
-- How do you want to die: peacefully in my sleep, I guess
-- Where you want to go to college: anywhere that will give me lots of degrees for free and be an accredited university
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: beautiful, thin and wealthy
-- What country would you most like to visit: England

LAYER NINE:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Just pot.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 1
-- Number of CDs that I own: I own about 100 but I can't remember the last time I bought a CD
-- Number of piercings: 1 in each ear; I let the nipple piercings grow closed
-- Number of tattoos: -one
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a bunch
-- Number of scars on my body: do stretch marks count as scars?
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: three

6 comments:

parkaveprincess said...

Happy belated Birthday :)

Anonymous said...

Layer nine....5th listed.....ouch!

Hope you had fun last night...........p

The Prodigal Tourist said...

Happy Birthday, darling!

Maggie said...

ParkAPrincess- and PTourist- thank you!!!!!!

Patti- it was fun! (and yeah- ouch was right!)

Beth Dunn said...

So honest. Hope you had a good birthday! xoxo

Maggie said...

Beth- I try to be honest--- most of the time!

Had a great b-day, thanks!