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Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas Humor

"You Shall Name Him..."

The three wise men kneel before the new baby lying in the manager, with his parents Mary and Joseph. They placed the gifts around the babe.

As one stood up, he whack his head on a cross beam and yelped out "Jesus Christ that hurt!"

Mary turns to Joseph and says. "Jesus Christ? Oh Joseph, that's a great name. I like it so much better than Herbie!"

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Three Wise Women

You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.

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3 comments:

Jesse Mendez said...

Hi,

great post. I have a
friendship award to you
on my blog.

I hope you will be able
to share it with all....

:)

Evil Pixie said...

Hahahaha! I LOVE it! Happy Christmas!!!

Maggie said...

Thank you Jesse! Happy Holidays!

Evil P- glad you like it!