"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
I ate way too much and I am totally not weighing in tomorrow. I'm not talking about it. I just blew it for the first time in a month. Had I not eaten the butterscotch blondie I would've been fine. I cheated. I suck.
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