"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
Some girls at school were gossiping in the hallway between classes and a female teacher told them to "move along" to class. One of the girls looked at the teacher and very sweetly, with an adorable smile, told said teacher she thinks since it's spring that the teacher should go plant tulips. Then the girls scurried down the hallway, laughing hysterically. Ummmm, it's a very nice way for the girls to say "kiss my ass"- you know... plant 2 lips.
However, this post isn't about butt kissing, but about the tulips growing at school. In the flower beds.