Wednesday, May 11, 2011

An ocean of thoughts

This summer I have 35 schools days off.

I think I should go to Florida and track down Jimmy Buffett and compel him to hire me as his personal assistant, especially in his book writing world. I'd be perfect. I like his books. I like his music, and I like rum. And sometimes I can write.

I want to hug a sea lion. South American sea Orkas are mean and sneak up on the babies and eat 'em. Whale bastards.

A blue whale is half a city block long. I wonder if Jonah's whale was a blue whale? And how did Noah fit one of those suckers on his ark? Hey, I'm just sayin'!

Finding Nemo is a dang cute movie!

Mac had 2 goldfish and a suckerfish when he was a kid. he named them himself. The gold fish were Bill and Chelsea and the sucker fish was Hillary.

As a Jew I'm not supposed to eat shellfish. I struggle more with that than I do with bacon.

I love shrimp and could eat a whole lobster right now. Yum..........

I wonder if an Olympic fencer would win in a duel with a swordfish?

My grandma F had a stuffed fish over the mantel. I think my grandfather F caught it sometime. I wonder where it went after she moved? Do you give something like that away? Sell it in a rummage sale? In an auction? And who buys that????

In my Genetics Alchemy game on my phone I have over 200 animals unlocked and most of them are from the ocean.

Did I mention I watched Disney's Oceans documentary while I was writing this post?

I'm sober,


Lilith said...

As a Jew? What, when did that happen?

Maggie said...

Lilith- That was meant to be more funny than anything else......

Curley said...

Sounds to me like you need a day beside the water. I know a really nice place beside a lake.

D-nice said...

Love this post! I reads like one of those silly BING commercials.

Maggie said...

Curly- I think you're right.

D-nice: I'll take that as a compliment!