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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Out of the mouths of...

I got stuck in the following conversation:

Student: "Mary, you know, the one in the Bible, she ate the apple, right?"
Me: "Nope, Eve ate the apple, and Mary was the mother of Jesus."
Student: "Oh. Eve, that's right, that's the chick's name. It's her fault having a baby hurts, and Adam was the dude who made sin bad. Man, that Adam and Eve were like the Bibe's Bonnie and Clyde. They're totally BA [teen speak for 'bad ass']."
Me: speechless...

3 comments:

Lilith said...

Oh my gawd! How in the world did you keep a straight face?

Maggie said...

Lilith- I didn't. I admit, I just chuckled and later, as I re-told other teachers I laughed until the tears rolled...!

Debbie's L'Bri said...

Kids!