Monday, December 13, 2010

3 airheaded women rather than 3 wise men

XRay Girl, Princess and I went Christmas shopping in a nearby mall yesterday. Heard:

1#: XRay Girl is paying for purchases at Bath and Body Works. Princess is smelling stuff. I'm about 50 feet away from Princess smelling candles. Then she yells, "OOOOOhhhhh! Look, Maggie! Smell this one" and sprays the air.

Not to be outdone...
#2: Princess, who is age 16 and to be 17 next month, is riding in the back seat, XRay Girl is driving and I'm riding shotgun. XRay Girl is telling us a funny story about her hypochondriac husband. She's talking along and says, "After all that he still wanted to have..." and she paused. She looked in her review mirror at princess and then sideways at me, and continues, "Then after all that he wanted to have S-E-X" and spelled it. As not to taint the 16 year old ears of Princess. Of course Princess and I are hysterical with laughter.

Finally, to make us all even,
#3: Princess and I are making bread. She's mixing up one batch and I'm doing one, a Chocolate chocolate chip. I'm stirring and stirring and stirring and finally say, "I can't get these lumps out. I'm gonna have to use a mixer. How old is this stupid mix, anyway?" Princess looks at me, the mix, the box and says, "Um, aren't the lumps the chocolate chips?"

After yesterday I'm glad we weren't the ones who were supposed to head to the manger...


Curley said...

That is way too funny, but what about tainting my ears. Remember that "hypochondriac husband" is my baby brother. No mater that fact that he is in his 40"s. hehe.

Diann said...

LOL! Thanks for my morning giggle! Fun post!


LOL! Thanks for the chuckle. Just goes to show you, there's nothing like real life for comic relief.

Have a great week,

Bragger said...

This makes me feel a little bit better about the fact that I just poured Cascade dishwashing detergent, not into the dishwasher, but into the sink.

Is it Christmas Break yet?

Shirl said...

Hello, I'm still making my Pink Saturday visits. Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving a sweet comment. Cute post, how funny, your pink post is adorable this week!
Happy Holidays, Shirl
Shirls Rose Cottage

Sares said...

You sound like 3 peas in a pod!

Anonymous said...

LOL - I can see (being a newbie follower) that I am going to just LOVE reading your posts Maggie!