Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Heard in the classroom today

The set up: The freshman girl earned a can of Pepsi as a prize and was allowed to drink it during class, and had been do so, minding her own business. A boy sitting next to her reaches over and takes a big pull from her soda, uninvited.

And here's what I heard her say:

"Hey, I wouldn't do that if I were you. You don't know where my mouth has been."

Grossed out in high school,


Hecate said...

LOL, i would have peed myself laughing.

Maggie said...

Hecate, I couldn't decide if I thought it was funny or disgusting--- a little bit of both I think!

Farrago said...

It IS both! Quick-witted girl! My kind of humor!

It would have been so inappropriate for you to laugh, however. At least in front of them.

Ty-Anna said...

Ha! Ha! Love it!! I always say that too and of course the other way around... maybe he'll think twice next time ;-)

Maggie said...

Farrago- she was a sly one for sure...

Ty-Anna: i hope he thinks twice. He looked so stunned and no one could say anything out of shock... it was priceless!