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Thursday, February 26, 2009

And another reason why atheism isn't so bad

I'm in line at the Dollar Tree the other day and two employees are talking while one of them rings up my purchases:

Employee 1- "I can't believe this is such a paperless society."
Employee 2- "Oh I know. It's terrible, but bound to happen."
1- "Oh, I know. It's in the Bible. Revolutions, [she did say this word- not a typo] ya know."
2- "I know, I know. Amen. You know my preacher told us we should all pray for that Obama fella when he was elected"
1- "Mine did the same."
2- "Well, the other day he said we should stop because he's the Anti-Christ!"
1- "Oh my."
2- "Well he is you know. It's in the Bible, says he is right there in Revelations."
1- "Amen sister. Amen."

I.AM.NOT.KIDDING.YOU.

The stupidity of some folks. And I want you all to know that my filter was working and I said nothing and just grabbed my stuff and left... I was too shocked by the Dumbness and afraid it would be contagious.

Blasphemously yours,
Maggie

4 comments:

Ty-Anna said...

I miss all the fun.

Maggie said...

Ty-Anna: I was glad I was alone or I would've run at the mouth.

Hecate said...

I so wish I could have been there with you. OMG the fun we could have had!

Maggie said...

Hecate- we would've earned a lifetimw ban from Dollar Tree!!!