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"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool

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Monday, March 18, 2013

And now presenting...

Big T!

My new nephew is here, and is 18 days old. He weighed 8 lbs and 3 oz and was 20 inches long! I'm now a three time auntie!

Welcome to the world!

In this photo, he's 36 hours old!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Baby Watch- Introducing...

My nephew!

Welcome!
8 lbs, 3 ozs, 20 inches long!
Pictured here, he's 7 hours old.
What a little champ!
I'm gonna have to come up with a cute little name for this cute little guy!

Love,
Auntie Maggie

Maggie-ology

My Partners In Crime:
Daddy-O: my father
Mac- my 21 year old son

TheGuy/Boyfriend- my... boyfriend with whom I reside
Curley, BabyGirl, Lilith, Photographer- my Civilization (And North. Civ) girlfriends
Gulo- best GF back in the Wild West
Bro & SisIL: my brother & sister-in-law
The Divine Ms K, Fab Finn& Big T: my niece & nephews

Giles: the BEST retired greyhound dog ever!
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My Man Graveyard:
I'll just call all the mend from my past... Sam. Since they're all my past... who really cares about names? Once in awhile I'll probably need to speak ill of those lost loves and burned out flames, so do we need a dance card to keep those guys I don't love any more straight? Nope, so just call them all Sam!
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Civilization: my home town
Northern Civilization: a larger metro area north of my hometown (I lived here too, for about 4 years...)
The Capital: metro city where I now live, as of 2/2014
Wild West: section of the USA where I used to live
Occupation: Currently: administrative assistant to the CEO of a computer company. Formerly a high school and college teacher; a library aide at a reform school for kids ages 12-19,a weekend receptionist, a substitute teacher, an ice cream scooper, a telemarketer, a grant writer, a social worker
Places I hang out: library, Starbucks, movie theaters, book stores, antique stores, vintage clothing shoppes, Daddy-O's house, museums
Alcatraz: the co-ed reform school where I taught summer school & was a library aide
Past honorable mentions (or, "Who the heck are these people?"):
Trooper, AmericanInIrelandSam, AlaskaSam, & ITSam: former BFs; XRayGirl: a girlfriend I don't see much anymore

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Monday, March 18, 2013

And now presenting...

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Baby Watch- Introducing...

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Here's lookin' at you, Mags!