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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Parental Advice

Daddy-O, Mac and I are sitting together in the living room and I'm bemoaning my life and declare with authority and control: "I need a routine!"

Without missing a beat, Daddy-O starts dancing: step, ball change, step ball change- jazz hands!

That's So NOT what I meant!
Mags

2 comments:

Hecate said...: LOL. I can actually see your dad doing that!; August 1, 2009 at 8:07 AM
Maggie said...: Hecate- I know! too funny!; August 1, 2009 at 12:46 PM

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My Partners In Crime:
Daddy-O: my father
Mac- my 21 year old son

TheGuy/Boyfriend- my... boyfriend with whom I reside
Curley, BabyGirl, Lilith, Photographer- my Civilization (And North. Civ) girlfriends
Gulo- best GF back in the Wild West
Bro & SisIL: my brother & sister-in-law
The Divine Ms K, Fab Finn& Big T: my niece & nephews

Giles: the BEST retired greyhound dog ever!
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My Man Graveyard:
I'll just call all the mend from my past... Sam. Since they're all my past... who really cares about names? Once in awhile I'll probably need to speak ill of those lost loves and burned out flames, so do we need a dance card to keep those guys I don't love any more straight? Nope, so just call them all Sam!
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Civilization: my home town
Northern Civilization: a larger metro area north of my hometown (I lived here too, for about 4 years...)
The Capital: metro city where I now live, as of 2/2014
Wild West: section of the USA where I used to live
Occupation: Currently: administrative assistant to the CEO of a computer company. Formerly a high school and college teacher; a library aide at a reform school for kids ages 12-19,a weekend receptionist, a substitute teacher, an ice cream scooper, a telemarketer, a grant writer, a social worker
Places I hang out: library, Starbucks, movie theaters, book stores, antique stores, vintage clothing shoppes, Daddy-O's house, museums
Alcatraz: the co-ed reform school where I taught summer school & was a library aide
Past honorable mentions (or, "Who the heck are these people?"):
Trooper, AmericanInIrelandSam, AlaskaSam, & ITSam: former BFs; XRayGirl: a girlfriend I don't see much anymore

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Parental Advice

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