"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
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Wow, you're up early on a Sunday morning. Are you always a morning person? I'm up because I went to bed at 7:45 last night. Bike ride wiped me out. :)
Bragger- aw no way am I a morning person- I schedule this to post early so my readers who are morning folks have something to read with their coffee!
I'm a night owl, truly.
How'd the bike ride go?
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