The set up: The freshman girl earned a can of Pepsi as a prize and was allowed to drink it during class, and had been do so, minding her own business. A boy sitting next to her reaches over and takes a big pull from her soda, uninvited.
And here's what I heard her say:
"Hey, I wouldn't do that if I were you. You don't know where my mouth has been."
Grossed out in high school,
Maggie
"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
5 comments:
LOL, i would have peed myself laughing.
Hecate, I couldn't decide if I thought it was funny or disgusting--- a little bit of both I think!
It IS both! Quick-witted girl! My kind of humor!
It would have been so inappropriate for you to laugh, however. At least in front of them.
Ha! Ha! Love it!! I always say that too and of course the other way around... maybe he'll think twice next time ;-)
Farrago- she was a sly one for sure...
Ty-Anna: i hope he thinks twice. He looked so stunned and no one could say anything out of shock... it was priceless!
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