I'm in line at the Dollar Tree the other day and two employees are talking while one of them rings up my purchases:
Employee 1- "I can't believe this is such a paperless society."
Employee 2- "Oh I know. It's terrible, but bound to happen."
1- "Oh, I know. It's in the Bible. Revolutions, [she did say this word- not a typo] ya know."
2- "I know, I know. Amen. You know my preacher told us we should all pray for that Obama fella when he was elected"
1- "Mine did the same."
2- "Well, the other day he said we should stop because he's the Anti-Christ!"
1- "Oh my."
2- "Well he is you know. It's in the Bible, says he is right there in Revelations."
1- "Amen sister. Amen."
I.AM.NOT.KIDDING.YOU.
The stupidity of some folks. And I want you all to know that my filter was working and I said nothing and just grabbed my stuff and left... I was too shocked by the Dumbness and afraid it would be contagious.
Blasphemously yours,
Maggie
4 comments:
I miss all the fun.
Ty-Anna: I was glad I was alone or I would've run at the mouth.
I so wish I could have been there with you. OMG the fun we could have had!
Hecate- we would've earned a lifetimw ban from Dollar Tree!!!
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