Conversation with Mac the Holy One & a meme

Mac: Dude, I'm totally Christ.
me: what are you talking about?
Mac: check out the stigmata on my hands and feet!
me: those are mosquito bites.
Mac: bet you would've told Jesus that, wouldn't you?
me: probably...
Mac: You. Are. Such. A. HEATHEN!

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And here's a meme, because this was short. Funny but short. Thanks Sunday Stealing...

1. Are you happier now than you were five months ago?
yes, I think so. But I wasn't that unhappy 5 months ago, really

2. Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone that you shouldn't have?
oh yeah

3. Can you sleep in total darkness?
oh yeah

4. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, the one who got away, what do you say?
Are you still married, and if so then why are you calling me?

5. What do you think about the weather this summer?
it's hot and it sucks and I hate it with a passion matched by nothing else

6. How many people do you trust with everything?
I trust no one with EVERYthing, but I trust several people with little bits

7. What was the last thing you drank?
cherry kool-aid, yes that means I drank the kool-aid; oh yeah

8. Is there anyone you want to come see you?
yes- Gulo

9. Name one thing you love about winter?
that's it not hot like summer

10. Have you ever dated a Goth?
yes. His name was JD and he had a ton of piercings

11. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
hopefully feeling better

12. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?
I'm sick with a summer cold and I need a hair trim and it's hot

13. What's the longest that you have committed to one person and one person only?
I dunno

14. What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
Blew my nose

15. Has anyone ever told you they never want to ever lose you?
yes- recently, it was ITSam

16. Is there anybody that you wish you could fix your relationship with?
yes

17. Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?
oh hella no

18. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months? How?
oh they might change a little bit... new job, get married, move into a new house, get health insurance... you know, the small stuff

19. Do you believe that you never know what you got until you lose it?
I have no idea. I'm more of a believer in "with age comes wisdom"

20. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
not really. Not someone who is just a "friend"