Tonight XRayGirl had a girl's night; we've been rescheduling and rescheduling for weeks. Tonight was the night.
We went for dinner, a movie and a trip to Wally World (don't even get me started on the idiots there, okay?). We had a great time laughing and carrying on and being silly.
And as things tend to happen, the discussion turned to sex. And then we figured out the math- okay, I figured out the math and just told her- that today celebrates my 1 year anniversary of celibacy. She cackled with laughter while I was not impressed. She said she was excited to be part of the joyful occassion. I wonder if I'll ever live that down....
And trust me, it's not worth celebrating.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.... bullshit!
Mags
LOL you kill me.....
ReplyDeleteBullshit is soooooooooooo right!
ReplyDeleteI feel you... I mean, I feel for you. Wow, that's not inappropriate or anything.
ReplyDeleteI'm at 5 months and counting - but surely I get bonus points for being in a relationship.
Yep, this sucks - and not in any good way, either.
Hi Maggie,
ReplyDeleteJa know.......don't even ask how long it's been for me.
I just hope it's like riding a bike.....you never forget how.
Sigh.
P
TaDa- glad to make you laugh... it's my job!
ReplyDeleteNick- amen brother!
Wiley- you totally get points for being in a relationship because that means you at least have sex in your future! Lucky you...
Sam/P- I've actually ridden a bike more recently than I've had sex...