The product is for 2 types of tests. One test prints the word 'pregnant' or 'not pregnant'. And the second test is the one that actually *SPEAKS 'pregnant' or 'not pregnant.'
This could be my PMS talking or me spending too much time with kids who should be sterilized because if they procreated the world is doomed or me just being a bitch, but I think if a woman can't read 1 line to mean pregnant and 2 lines to mean not, and she NEEDS a test that SPEAKS, then that woman should NOT be having children to start with.
And I won't even go on a tangent about the fact that my local Dollar Tree (where everything in the store is $1 or less) sells pregnancy tests for a buck. Uh, no. I'm sure that's 'nuff said, right?
* People exempt from this snarky post are those who are vision impaired.
** And I hope no women were insulted by the views expressed in this post.
** And I hope no women were insulted by the views expressed in this post.
They should make it have a smiley face or a frowny face. Oh wait.... some people would be happy to be pregnant... never mind.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! OMG! I couldn't agree with you more!!!
ReplyDeleteEvil P- thank you!
ReplyDeleteBragger- a happy face would mean I'm not pregnant. That might be a communication error.
And to think, back when your mom and I were having you kids, we had to wait until the rabbit died!
ReplyDeleteJE
I saw this ad once the last time I was in the US only I was so shocked by the statistic that I never picked up on what was being advertised. I don't know what's more disturbing - that a quarter of the female population can't count or read, or that well... no, I'm sorry, I still can't get past that. A quarter of the population?!
ReplyDeleteJE- ooooo dead rabbits. gross!
ReplyDeleteWiley- it's all disturbing.