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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Satchels and Shoes presents: shoes and a millinery
These are my Halloween flip-flops. I love these shoes, with their cute candy corns. I wore them for about three hours yesterday but then it was so cold, I needed read shoes. I hunted high and low for Halloween toe socks but couldn't find any locally- if I wanted them I was gonna have to order them but they wouldn't arrive before Halloween, darn it! (daddy-O and I found some super cute ones that were black, silver, orange and white striped knee toe socks on eBay but neither he nor I were smart enough to figure out paypal and stuff to make it work to order them, darn it!)
And I don't have a Halloween purse, though I could've just featured a black one- goddess know I have enough of them-, I thought it might be fun to share with you my Halloween hat I wore with the flip-flops (and I wore this when I answered the door to pass out candy to the kids). You know, keeping in the spirit of All Hallow's Eve.
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OMG! You look so cute with pink hair. I still think we should have gotten you the pink fake fingernails though.
We had very few trick-or-treaters. I had candy, but the first ones had to reach into a Wal-Mart bag to get their candy. I doubt they cared. After that I at least put it in a bowl, but football was on, for crying out loud. :) Love the flip-flops.
Cutley- thanks- I think the pink hair fits me. Wonder if I could get a full time job that would let me wear it all the time?
Bragger- the kids should've known about the FB game, the little bastards!
Look at youuuuuu! :D I have a cheap long haired pink wig and witchy hat but definitely no candy corn flip flops(or if I did have, I ate 'em already).
Hope your halloween was nice and peaceful. I've got to get this candy out of here before I kill diabetic self on it! DANG IT!!
Shan- send the candy to school with the kids! Or to grandma's house? or dad's office, to get it away from you!
And candy corn flip-flops have lots of protein.
I wanna see a pic of you in the wig, please!
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