"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story!" ~ Christopher Moore, Fool
When I'm having a pity party, nothing pisses me off more than someone making me laugh accidentally. I hate that!
ReplyDeleteBragger- I know what you mean.... though you just made me laugh and I'm not so pissed off. Party must be coming to an end... thanks! :)
ReplyDeleteMust hold my head up and see what happens....
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