It's all about meme this Cinco de Mayo

Thanks to Sunday Stealing for this meme- I love honor among thieves!

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Kick his ass to the curb

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
money, money, money

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
I hate stupid

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
"I'd buy a blouse"....

5. Could you fall in love with your best friend?
nope--- well, if she had a penis and was a man, maybe

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
So far I've waited for 17 years.............

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Wait 17 years..............

9. If you'd like to act (movies, stage) with someone, who would it be?
Johnny Depp

10. What do you expect of your loved one?
security & love

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
almost 50 years old

12. What’s your fear?
death

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?
single and rich, hands down!

14. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
hit the snooze button

15. Do you ever hold back in a relationship?
yes

16. If you fell in love with two people simultaneously, how would you pick?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, geographical proximity

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
no

18. What are your three most important expectations in love?
trust, honesty, and communication