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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Baby Watch Day 2 but later in the day

I think I should've started counting with: "Baby Watch Hour ____" rather than days...

The baby is en route. Sisinlaw is hooked up to the Pitocin IV and had an epidural. Her dilator is dilated and the baby has "assumed the position." Her doctor said he should be here before midnight.

Keep your fingers crossed!

Maggie

4 comments:

D-nice said...: Wishing all three of them the best! Congrats to your whole family!; May 26, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Jimmie Earl said...: It is now 2:15 AM still no baby. Grandpa fell asleep in the hospital lobby. Son sent me home. Might be a very long night. Maybe tomorrow?????
JE aka Gramps; May 27, 2010 at 2:13 AM
Maggie said...: Dnice- thank you!

JE- apparently the doctor has no clue...; May 27, 2010 at 6:34 AM
A said...: I'm sorry, but I had to chuckle at "her dilator is dilated". LOL; May 27, 2010 at 3:15 PM

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My Partners In Crime:
Daddy-O: my father
Mac- my 21 year old son

TheGuy/Boyfriend- my... boyfriend with whom I reside
Curley, BabyGirl, Lilith, Photographer- my Civilization (And North. Civ) girlfriends
Gulo- best GF back in the Wild West
Bro & SisIL: my brother & sister-in-law
The Divine Ms K, Fab Finn& Big T: my niece & nephews

Giles: the BEST retired greyhound dog ever!
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My Man Graveyard:
I'll just call all the mend from my past... Sam. Since they're all my past... who really cares about names? Once in awhile I'll probably need to speak ill of those lost loves and burned out flames, so do we need a dance card to keep those guys I don't love any more straight? Nope, so just call them all Sam!
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Civilization: my home town
Northern Civilization: a larger metro area north of my hometown (I lived here too, for about 4 years...)
The Capital: metro city where I now live, as of 2/2014
Wild West: section of the USA where I used to live
Occupation: Currently: administrative assistant to the CEO of a computer company. Formerly a high school and college teacher; a library aide at a reform school for kids ages 12-19,a weekend receptionist, a substitute teacher, an ice cream scooper, a telemarketer, a grant writer, a social worker
Places I hang out: library, Starbucks, movie theaters, book stores, antique stores, vintage clothing shoppes, Daddy-O's house, museums
Alcatraz: the co-ed reform school where I taught summer school & was a library aide
Past honorable mentions (or, "Who the heck are these people?"):
Trooper, AmericanInIrelandSam, AlaskaSam, & ITSam: former BFs; XRayGirl: a girlfriend I don't see much anymore

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Baby Watch Day 2 but later in the day

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