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Today I go to the dentist for my first mouth surgery thingy. I'll update more later when I can be calm enough to type. I'm scared. Please, please, please think happy thoughts for me at 10am EST.
It's really not that bad. I've had 2 crowns done. Without IV, just numbing. If I recall its just noisy with the drilling. Besides I'll be there to hold your hand, so that will make it all better.
I can relate...I put off going to the dentist for...four years. They were all laughing about it (at the dentists) while I was quaking in the chair. It wasn't that bad though, not even the needles. Still, will ask the tooth angels to watch over you ;)
Bragger- the drugs were good that I thought I was having "pot" flashbacks. Can you have pot flashbacks?
I did ask the surgeon if I could drink afterward and he said sure but I would drool the booze out and that could be considered alcohol abuse... funny guy!
I didn't see this until now, but I'm still sending every positive vibe I have your way. I know how traumatizing a trip to the dentist can be (and sometimes is).
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It's really not that bad. I've had 2 crowns done. Without IV, just numbing. If I recall its just noisy with the drilling. Besides I'll be there to hold your hand, so that will make it all better.
I can relate...I put off going to the dentist for...four years. They were all laughing about it (at the dentists) while I was quaking in the chair. It wasn't that bad though, not even the needles. Still, will ask the tooth angels to watch over you ;)
Curley- thank you!
Cheryl- are tooth angels anything like the Tooth Fairy? ;)
Just think about margaritas the whole time.....
Bragger- the drugs were good that I thought I was having "pot" flashbacks. Can you have pot flashbacks?
I did ask the surgeon if I could drink afterward and he said sure but I would drool the booze out and that could be considered alcohol abuse... funny guy!
I didn't see this until now, but I'm still sending every positive vibe I have your way. I know how traumatizing a trip to the dentist can be (and sometimes is).
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